The Onion Articles

In English class, I had to read three different articles from the Onion.  Of the three articles I had to read, one that was most interesting was the new Staminator roller coaster.  It was designed by Busch Gardens to test the human endurance of a roller coaster.  It is a ride that lasts over 10 days and stretches from Tampa, FL to the west coast.  It is 9,600 miles long.  I don't think many people will try it just because you will have to free up over 10 days just to ride one roller coaster.  It really doesn't seem very fun to me.  Although I think it would be cool if they made a TV series with on-board cameras capturing things that the passengers say and go through.  Overall, I think it is an okay idea.